Players: 3-9

Goal: Guess correctly to fuck the dealer


  • Sit around a table in circular fashion, and choose a dealer to start. Place all cards face-down infront of the dealer. This becomes the stockpile.

  • The dealer picks the top card from the stockpile, then the first player has to guess what value the card has. The dealer must take two drinks if the guess is correct. If the guess was wrong, the dealer must inform the player that the true value is either higher or lower than the guess. The player then makes another guess. The dealer takes one drink if the second guess is right. If the second guess is wrong, the guessing player takes two drinks.

  • The value of the cards are ranked from low to high: 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, J, Q, K, A.

  • When a player has guessed wrong two times, the card is dumped. The dealer then picks another card from the stockpile, and has the second player guessing in the same way.

  • When three players in a row have guessed wrong two times, the first player of those three becomes the new dealer.

  • The new dealer then have players guessing, just like the first dealer, starting with the player to the left of the new dealer. The game continues like this until the entire stockpile is played.

  • Fuck the Dealer can be played in two versions. The first where the dumped cards are shown for all to see, to make a judgement based on the cards that have already been played. The other version is when the dumped cards are placed in a pile face-down, thus hidden.

  • Whenever a player has guessed wrong two times, that player must answer the question on that card.